Bog-standard

Feifei Hello everyone. This is The English We Speak with me, Feifei…  

Rob…. and me, Rob. Hey, Feifei, do you need me to order you a pizza? 

FeifeiWhy would I want you to order me a pizza when we are presenting a programme? 

Rob Go on! Just say ‘pizza’ and my new smartphone will instantly order one for you. 

Feifei Oh, I see. I know you’ve got a new and very expensive smartphone, Rob, but I’m quite happy using my bog-standard dumbphone

Rob ‘Bog-standard’! You mean it’s basic, ordinary and unexceptional? 

FeifeiI do, Rob. It’s a strange expression and nobody really knows its origins. 

Rob Well, I think it’s got something to do with the English slang for toilet – bog – which is where your ‘old’ phone should be! 

Feifei Thanks, Rob. Shall we hear some ‘bog-standard’ examples now? 

ExamplesI’ve got a bog-standard computer, but it’s fine for just sending emails and surfing the internet. 

Sorry you got a low mark in your homework, but to be honest, it was bog-standard. 

I found the new film bog-standard – it lacked the action and special effects I was expecting. 

FeifeiThis is The English We Speak from BBC Learning English, and we’re learning about the phrase ‘bog-standard’, which describes things that are basic, ordinary and unexceptional. 

Rob Yes, like your basic mobile phone. 

FeifeiOh, is that a message on your new, shiny, very expensive smartphone? 

RobYes, yes, it is. It’s my first bill for my new phone…. Let’s have a look. What?! How much! Oh! 

Feifei Oh dear, Rob. It’s not such a new, shiny phone now, is it? 

RobOh no, how are we going to order a pizza now? 

FeifeiOn my ‘bog-standard’ phone? Here, just press the numbers and you can actually talk to someone. 

Rob No, I’m not hungry now. 

FeifeiBye! 

Neil Bye!